Fool









Bio
Fool (better known as Sam) joined the server in early 2020, after the reddit purge that greatly depleted numbers in the server. He immedietely dove into his chosen role of "public nusience", plauging nearly every general channel with his stupid, braindead lingo that would drive even the most tolerant man to hit him in the teeth with a bat. Fool is one of the few members of the CH discord not related to the subreddit in any way- his lack of a reddit account is the only thing that keeps him going every morning.

Fool's whole deal is completely unknown. Conflicting backstories, as well as his commitment to being mad private, keeps everything apart from him being a massive dickhead completely in the dark.

Known Skills
Depending on which of his backstories is true, Fool could benifit from a number of strengths, including sauce manipulation, cowboy skills, immortality, or simply the benifits that come from being a robot.

His only consistent, truly known skills are proficiency in Adobe Photoshop and Microsoft Excel.

Lore
Fool, being a moron, has not given a consistent account of his backstory.

One of the more repeated versions of his backstory is that Corn built Fool in his garage out of copper wire and mud, in an effort to repopulate the server and have someone to make constant shitty jokes with. Sentience was an afterthought, but something that Corn included either way because "he thought it would be super funny". This turned Fool from what was essentially a joke golem to a S.A.M (Sentient Asshole Machine). This was a pretty awful mistake, and now Fool just sort of runs rampant across the internet being a complete moron.

In another version of the story, Fool is a clone of some sort of "Fool Prime", grown from a fetus after the evil Dr. Mayonnaise thought it would be a good idea to mature all the test tube embryos in vats of different sauces. The sauces influenced each clone in extremely different ways. Clones such as "Mustard Sam", a clone of Fool prime grown in mustard, got the ability to drink oil without harm and an overwhelming urge to be racist. The Fool on the discord was grown in Worcestershire sauce, giving him the incredible ability to be British (which couples as one of his greatest weaknesses).

In a much less discussed version of the story, Fool was a bronze aged farmer who was granted eternal life after he rolled back a boulder covering the mouth of a cave and saw Jesus beating off.