B.A.R.C.L.A.Y

Object Class: Euclid

Description: B.A.R.C.L.A.Y is a templar helmet from the year 15██ with approximate dimensions of a 12" height and a 7.5" width(Dimensions may vary). It is constructed with solid steel and lined with bronze in a cross-like pattern.

Any living thing who wears B.A.R.C.L.A.Y's helmet automatically appears to have different mannerisms, personality, attitude and memories. These traits are consistent in all the test-subjects who have worn the helmet. It is theorized that the helmet is sentient and possesses any living vessel that wears it.

Brain scans on people subject to B.A.R.C.L.A.Y's helmet mimic the actions of what a brain does in deep-sleep/coma. Interviewed test-subjects claim they have no memories in the time span that they have put on and removed B.A.R.C.L.A.Y's helmet.

Wearers of the helmet seem to be more electrically charged than usual. A 1.8 meter tall and 62 kilogram test subject wearing the helmet gave a painful electric shock to the scientists coming into contact with his skin. Further tests and experiments determine that the helmet has a voltage of 10,000 Volts. Subjects must wear thick full-body rubber/leather suits before wearing the helmet.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!