Kooky

Bio
Kooky is a little fucking bastard who's been hovering around the Discord for some time. While certainly active and involved within the community, he usually just shitposts and, at times, goes on tangents about his homeland.

Having risen to power and fallen over as a mini-mod, forming friendships that have lasted to this day or broken suddenly, Kooky has transformed himself into a core member of the Discord through the power of shitty humour and mediocre conversational skills.

He also has a banger SoundCloud account, which Brando would encourage you to go check out.

Particular Sets of Skills

 * Can throat sing
 * Immunity to a lot of disgusting things, but not others. What the fuck
 * Very obsessive phases about anything from the most inane shit to the most interesting (average time: 2 weeks)
 * Lives on another plane of existence. No he's not a special being, he just phases out really easily. Moron.

Origins
The story of Kooky is shrouded in a veil of mystery. Reports of the creature vary from time period to time period.

During the ancient times, a humanoid matching the description of Kooky was invited to be part of a Greek diplomatic mission aiming to build friendly relations with the Persian empire. Many figures were reported to be at the meeting being held in Persepolis, some who would later go on to make a name in the history books. But what the history books don't tell you is of one guest who, under the influence of some fine fucking Lydian wine, let his mind ease and his deepest desires come to the open.

Later that night the Persian king Xerxes would walk into the royal bedchamber to find the humanoid in question a few inches inside his wife. So he got so mad he decided to finish what his daddy started and invade Greece. That was the last mention of the delegate in ancient sources.